Excuse me, there is a lump of hair on my tomato soup. Can I get bacon instead, please
I can't see the cows with that much smoke
Burned my plantains jam again
There are fish bones on my grilled octopus
Crackling cracker on a crackpot
Seagulls stole my fries. Then poo on my face
Who took my last chocolate chip cookie?
Anxiously
I can't decide
Stick Together don't Trash Each Other